. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
. You can have chocolate in front of your grandma.
. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
. You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.
. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle
. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
.With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.
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