* We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological
disorder
excuses.
* We never ejaculate prematurely.
* We get to flirt with systems support men who always
return our
calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
* We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone
being suspect of
our sexuality.
* When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous.
When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.
* We don't have to get our strength up between
sessions...and it's
much easier for us to get "some" in the first place.
* We can get off with teenagers without being called dirty
old
perverts.
* Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous
- guys look
like complete idiots in ours.
* We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
* We can cry and get off speeding fines.
* We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies
wearing
inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers......
*Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
* Taxis stop for us.
* We've never fancied a cartoon character or the central
figure in a
computer game.
* We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. :D:D:L:L;)
